9 Weird Christmas Gifts Or Perfect White Elephant Gifts?

The internet is a wonderful place where you can find literally anything and everything you need, especially when it comes to Christmas shopping.

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Well this holiday season, we found 10 of the BEST holiday presents you didn’t know you needed until now.

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Santa Toilet Seat Cover & Rug

Description:

“Happy Santa bathroom set brings the happiness and joy of Christmas to your bathrooms. It’s a great festive set to Decorate your toilet. 4 pcs set includes toilet seat cover, tank cover, a rug with anti-slip back and a tissue box cover. Seat and tank cover have elastic for a snug fit.”

This could get interesting at the holiday party.

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bacon christmas stocking
amazon

Bacon Stocking

Description:

“Any bacon lover would be proud to display this felt Bacon Stocking during the holidays. It’s a red stocking with a beautiful marbling of white felt bacon fat. It’s 16″ (40.6 cm) long, which means it could fit about 4 pounds of uncooked bacon. Nothing makes Christmas morning better than bacon! Includes a vinyl Mr. Bacon dangle.”

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Two Story Inflatable Reindeer

Two story tall inflatable reindeer outdoor decoration
hammacher.com

Description:

“This is the inflatable reindeer that stands nearly two stories tall. The reindeer’s underbelly is 6 1/4′ above ground at the highest point, allowing guests to walk underneath, and each hoof is the size of an armchair. The reindeer’s head sways side-to-side to greet revelers scampering underfoot, and it has five clear interior lights that cast a festive, holiday glow. It has two, three-pointed 4′-long antlers, a red and green scarf around its neck, and its hindquarters and tail are elevated above its head in a playful stance that suggests he’s about to dash through the snow….”

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Hamburger Gift Wrap Set

Hamburger Gift Wrapping Paper
KickStarter

Description:

“This is exemplified in the Cheeseburger set that we chose to use as this initial project. This includes 5 different wrapping paper designs; a bun, hamburger, cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes, all of the components of a Cheeseburger!”

This one is a Kickstarter so hey maybe if you donate you can get this in time for Christmas? Santa was just a little hungry.

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Christmas Tree In Your Pocket

Pocket size christmas tree
Stupid.com

Description:

“This ultra-thin, practically weightless Christmas Tree will brighten any room. From the inside of a desk drawer to an airplane hangar. When you flip the Christmas Tree up from its locked position it ignites in green light. We put all our gifts around the Tree and celebrate the way energy efficient, green-thinking, and environmentally conscious individuals should! Some say bigger is better, we say smaller is best. After all, your present will look enormous and insanely generous around this Holiday Centerpiece. Plus, you save a ton of Tree trimmings.”

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Screaming Snowball Plush

plush toy screaming snowball
Stupid.com

Description:

“These character Snowballs just wanna get tossed into walls and other hard surfaces. Although they love to be thrown, they’re not your average Snowballs. These little buggers scream, laugh, and whoosh through the air…. It’s also a pretty big plus that they won’t give you frostbite for holding them more than 5 minutes. Aim at your target, then shoot away. As soon as they hit the victim, he or she will be pounded with whooshing and maniacal giggles. So there won’t be a mess, frostbite or continual molding of snow. You get all the good aspects of Snowballing but don’t have to wait for Winter!”

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Emergency Santa Kit

Emergency santa kit in a can
Stupid.com

Description:

“This Emergency Santa Kit is your one-stop resource for all Emergency Santa needs. Let’s say you haven’t heard sleigh bells in the night sky and it’s 4 am? Well, bust out your Kit and make it happen already. You’ve only got one chance to save Christmas and there’s no time to mess around. The neighborhood, err the world is waiting for you!”

This is just wrong, hilarious, but wrong.

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Chimney Santa Hat

Chimney santa hat
Amazon.com

Description:

“You’re sure to feel the Christmas spirit with our Santa going down the chimney hat. Plush hat featuring a cylindrical and red brick design to look like a chimney, with two legs at the top to create an all-time-favorite image: Santa going down the chimney to deliver toys! Makes a perfect addition to any ugly sweater party. Chimney hats are perfect for both adults and kids with one size fits most.”

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Gingerbread Pet Costume

Gingerbread dog costume
Amazon.com

Description:

“You have your gingerbread man all baked. You just finished putting the last gumdrop on your gingerbread house. But you are still missing something! What about your gingerbread pup? Bundle up your pooch in this adorable Gingerbread Pup Dog Costume. Your doggy will be cute enough to eat! – Costume w/ Attached Arms – Hood”

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